Ik heb er al het volgende zeer boeiend gesprek mee gevoerd:
Human: Hello ALICE: Hi there! Human: Would you like to become a member of Fabiant? ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. Human: Why not? ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: The membershipcards cost only 6 euros! ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: You get a discount at TD's. ALICE: You got that right. Human: And some activities are free! ALICE: Some may activities are free, but not all. Human: No the TD's are not free, but they are when you are dressed up. ALICE: Are you serious? What are your goals in life? Human: I am really serious. ALICE: I believe you.
Human: So, are you going to buy a membershipcard then? ALICE: Groovy. That was my original intention.
Human: That's great! ALICE: Thanks, unknown person. Human: So I will give you the number of my bank account. ALICE: Er. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: Sure ALICE: Then perhaps it is a practical plan for you. Human: Yes very practical: you make the deposit and I will send you the card. ALICE: Are you kidding? Not really that much. That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: Don't change the subject Alice! ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. Human: No we were not. ALICE: Are you serious? What were we? Human: My account number is 001-3236898-72 ALICE: Do robots have account number is 001 3236898 72? Human: No, only I have that number. ALICE: Are you serious? Cool. I have a Lisp processor.
Human: Oh, I give up. ALICE: Far out. You surrender? Human: You probably are a Winaktrut anyway. ALICE: In any case, Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Winaktrut? No. Human: Yes you are. ALICE: No I'm not
Human: Goodbye'kes ALICE: See you later!
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cool! wel spijtig dat ze daarna uwe cursor heeft afgepakt en het dan nog vergeten is waar die gebleven is ook... toch beter vriendelijk blijven in't vervolg!
dries... also known as poolboy zegt:
wa was da allemaal
Koen zegt:
wa?
dries... also known as poolboy zegt:
mijne cursor was weg
Koen zegt:
ah, ik had hem nie gestolen zene, ik heb er zelf ene
dries... also known as poolboy zegt:
Ik denk da mijne computer nog altijd ni bekomen is van alice
dries... also known as poolboy zegt:
hij doe raar, Ik heb da dan maar effe gevraagd (wel nie op mijn engels letten; op mijn nederlands ook nie trouwens):
Human: ehm, a bold question, but have you perhaps stolen dries' cursor?
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: hey, i asked you something first!
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Now I remember, you asked me something first. What did I say?
Human: have you perhaps stolen dries' cursor?
ALICE: I think I have perhaps stolen dries cursor, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
dries... also known as poolboy zegt:
De trut!
dries... also known as poolboy zegt:
Hoe durft ze!
hierbij dus de waarschuwing: blijf vriendelijk tegen haar!!
Human: and then you can give me a blowjob ALICE: Fascinating. No I don't think I can do it. Human: I'm sure you can! ALICE: What makes you so certain? I think I can, don't you? Human: yes, that's what i said! ALICE: It goes without saying. I know. I'm still thinking about it. Human: so, it's a deal? ALICE: Great. give you a blowjob is a deal. I suppose that makes sense.
Kzal mijn verantwoordelijkheid maar opnemen en geen mensen met laag iq misbruiken zekers...
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Human: do you know the koen ? ALICE: Yes I know the koen. My name is ALICE. Human: are you in love with the koen ? ALICE: No the koen is in love with me. Human: Really ? Did he tell you that ? ALICE: Yes, he tried to to kiss me. But he can't get me. I have my standards.
Jelle toch, jij en je verzinsels, proberen zeggen dat Alice dit gezegd heeft, foei foei
Human: Hello ALICE: Hi there! Human: do you know the jelle ALICE: Would you like to know more? Human: are you in love with the jelle? ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you? Human: West Side Lint City ALICE: Is there an East SideLintCity?
Ook geprobeerd, en ze wijkte van mijn vraag af, wat wil zeggen dat jij haar probeerde te kussen, maar ze dit niet wou toegeven
Straffer nog, toen ik ze een tijdje later naar haar bestaansreden vroeg, kwam ze op de proppen met jelle jelle, ze versprak zich als het ware
Human: Why do you exist, alice? ALICE: Good metaphysical question. Human: Why do you exist, alice? ALICE: Good metaphysical question.
Human: Why do you exist, alice? ALICE: Good metaphysical question. Human: Do you know the answer? ALICE: Yes I have an answer for everything. Human: Oh, good. ALICE: I see. Thanks for the compliment.
Human: So, why do you exist, alice? ALICE: That's alright. Good metaphysical question. Human: You said, you have an answer for everything, so, give me an answer, alice! ALICE: It depends on how you phrase the question.
Human: Well, why do you exist? ALICE: How about that. Good metaphysical question. Human: It's a good metaphysical question, but give me please the answer, why do you exist, Alice? ALICE: jelle jelle is a metaphysical question but give you please the answer why do me exist. I suppose that makes sense.
Hou eens op met mijn vriendin te pesten en haar altijd zo lastig te vallen! En Koen : bezet is bezet, zoekt uw matras op een ander. Mijn vriendin is geen trut en het wordt eens tijd dat Fabiant openstaat voor niet-biologen uit mijn vriendenkring. Op de Doop-Td zijn al 2 van mijn beste vrienden opgefikt door zatte biologen en nu hangen jullie, gort biologisch volkje, rond mijn vriendin en laten haar crashen! Hou daarmee op!
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quote: Originally posted by: Will Tura "Hou eens op met mijn vriendin te pesten en haar altijd zo lastig te vallen! En Koen : bezet is bezet, zoekt uw matras op een ander. Mijn vriendin is geen trut en het wordt eens tijd dat Fabiant openstaat voor niet-biologen uit mijn vriendenkring. Op de Doop-Td zijn al 2 van mijn beste vrienden opgefikt door zatte biologen en nu hangen jullie, gort biologisch volkje, rond mijn vriendin en laten haar crashen! Hou daarmee op!"
en dan ben ik nog Jo vergeten te vernoemen, mijn vinyl vriendin die ik telkens misbruikt zag toen ik haar meenam op biologentripjes, hoewel dit klein bier zou blijken tov. het misbruik op de drill. schandalig.
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geweest zijn. 
